one of my friends,
(who is 70 plus with a 68 year old wife, pulls into publix parking lot in his 1993 corvette),
A corvette which looks a good deal like this picture I found posted else-ware
his wife was bitching up a storm for 15 minutes during the ride about his corvette,
she had a near endless list of complaints,
this time its, that the corvette sits low too the ground,
and not only is it hard to get into and out of,
she can't find it at times, when its parked,
simply because if she does not park in the handicap first space,
almost any car parked between her corvette,and the door of the store,
thats parked between her and the car, parked closer hides the corvette!
he asked her what she wanted to do,
REMINDING HER! she has her own caddy,
because he refused to sell the corvette!
she looks over at some van,
parked next to them that had a bright orange ping pong ball,
on the tip of the radio antenna, and says......
a very obvious indicator like that!'
on the radio antenna should help!
she says, then says,
shes going to wait in the car,
in the air conditioning and listening to the radio.
he looks at her like shes insane and says
"FINE YOU GOT IT!"
you want to look like some 24 year old mind-less soccer mom,
YOU CAN,...... ILL BE RIGHT BACK!
when he comes out of the super market hes got a couple big rubber bands and a small iggy doll!
he proceeds to attach it to the extended radio antenna,
hes pissed all the way home.....
they pull's in and he the wife exit the car,
he turns off the ignition......
naturally the antenna fully retracts,
and the wife watched the iggy doll pop off and fall on the ground......
.he turns to her and says
("EVEN THE DAMN CORVETTE THINKS,
THATS A BAD IDEA AND YOUR INSANE")
she starts to get upset, looks at the stupid rubber iggy doll and they both start laughing at the absurdity of the idea!
(who is 70 plus with a 68 year old wife, pulls into publix parking lot in his 1993 corvette),
A corvette which looks a good deal like this picture I found posted else-ware
his wife was bitching up a storm for 15 minutes during the ride about his corvette,
she had a near endless list of complaints,
this time its, that the corvette sits low too the ground,
and not only is it hard to get into and out of,
she can't find it at times, when its parked,
simply because if she does not park in the handicap first space,
almost any car parked between her corvette,and the door of the store,
thats parked between her and the car, parked closer hides the corvette!
he asked her what she wanted to do,
REMINDING HER! she has her own caddy,
because he refused to sell the corvette!
she looks over at some van,
parked next to them that had a bright orange ping pong ball,
on the tip of the radio antenna, and says......
a very obvious indicator like that!'
on the radio antenna should help!
she says, then says,
shes going to wait in the car,
in the air conditioning and listening to the radio.
he looks at her like shes insane and says
"FINE YOU GOT IT!"
you want to look like some 24 year old mind-less soccer mom,
YOU CAN,...... ILL BE RIGHT BACK!
when he comes out of the super market hes got a couple big rubber bands and a small iggy doll!
he proceeds to attach it to the extended radio antenna,
hes pissed all the way home.....
they pull's in and he the wife exit the car,
he turns off the ignition......
naturally the antenna fully retracts,
and the wife watched the iggy doll pop off and fall on the ground......
.he turns to her and says
("EVEN THE DAMN CORVETTE THINKS,
THATS A BAD IDEA AND YOUR INSANE")
she starts to get upset, looks at the stupid rubber iggy doll and they both start laughing at the absurdity of the idea!
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