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its a common complain.
youll just need to write things down!
reminds me of the joke about the 80 year old married couple that are having trouble remembering things clearly...a visit to their doctor who suggests they start carrying a pad and pen,and start writing everything down,
that night the husband gets up at 7pm, and starts to go into the kitchen, his wife asked where hes going?
he says "I think Ill get some ice cream out of the refrigerator!"
she says "sounds good get me some too! and don't forget I like chocolate with chocolate sprinkles, on mine..WRITE IT DOWN"
he says "your crazy woman, Im only going 40 feet into the kitchen, Ill be back in a few minutes, I don,t need to write that down!"
she says" don't forget I like chocolate with chocolate sprinkles, on mine..WRITE IT DOWN, remember what the doctor said,.WRITE IT DOWN"
ten minutes passes
and the old guy returns and hands her a plate with scrambled eggs and bacon on it
she stares at him like hes an idiot, and says, remember what the doctor said,.WRITE IT DOWN"
BUT no you didn,t write it down, remember what the doctor said,.WRITE IT DOWN", but your too darn smart......
so WHERES MY TOAST! YOU DIDN,T WRITE IT DOWN, and YOU FORGOT MY TOAST!!!"
youll just need to write things down!
reminds me of the joke about the 80 year old married couple that are having trouble remembering things clearly...a visit to their doctor who suggests they start carrying a pad and pen,and start writing everything down,
that night the husband gets up at 7pm, and starts to go into the kitchen, his wife asked where hes going?
he says "I think Ill get some ice cream out of the refrigerator!"
she says "sounds good get me some too! and don't forget I like chocolate with chocolate sprinkles, on mine..WRITE IT DOWN"
he says "your crazy woman, Im only going 40 feet into the kitchen, Ill be back in a few minutes, I don,t need to write that down!"
she says" don't forget I like chocolate with chocolate sprinkles, on mine..WRITE IT DOWN, remember what the doctor said,.WRITE IT DOWN"
ten minutes passes
and the old guy returns and hands her a plate with scrambled eggs and bacon on it
she stares at him like hes an idiot, and says, remember what the doctor said,.WRITE IT DOWN"
BUT no you didn,t write it down, remember what the doctor said,.WRITE IT DOWN", but your too darn smart......
so WHERES MY TOAST! YOU DIDN,T WRITE IT DOWN, and YOU FORGOT MY TOAST!!!"
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