no this may not be funny, but it seems to be current reality

Grumpy

The Grumpy Grease Monkey mechanical engineer.
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have you noticed theres a great many help wanted signs out,
my wife asked me to drive out to WENDY'S fast food drive through after seeing a tv ADD ABOUT $1 BREAKFAST SANDWHICHES
and it seems the dregs of society's lower intelligence, members, are all that's being hired, and filling the jobs?
I pull up to WENDY'S fast food drive through at 9 AM, I say hello several times into the microphone..
after maybe 30 seconds the response I get is..
"SORRY no one else came into work, you'll have to stop back in maybe 45 minutes when someone shows up!"
so I go to a different WENDY'S fast food drive through that's about 6 miles FURTHER down the road
I PUT IN MY ORDER AND WHEN I CHECK WHAT THEY GAVE ME, theres three items missing,
walk into the store with my receipt.... the girl behind the counter says
" I did not bill you for those items ..as we ran out"
we might have them tomorrow!
I just turned around and left you can't prosper, or remain sane,
if you get into a confrontation with someone that stupid
I stop into home depot looking for the light bulbs they list
similar to these, they claim home depot does not and never did sell them, even when I show him one I purchase there that was burn out I had with me!

 
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