Thank Your Lucky Stars You Are Not In Belgium

DorianL

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Once again I apologize for not posting sooner.

One of the greater drains on my soul (which contributed to me booting myself offline) was passing Belgium's equivalent of the DOT technical inspection. It is held every four years for cars older than 30 years, and annually for all other vehicles.

If you fail, your car is, of course, banned from the road until you fix the problem. Well the problem I ran into was Kafkaesque, to say the least. It took me three tries to pass. That was exhausting.

When I first passed the tech inspection four years ago, they checked the lights brakes and suspension. It was a no-brainer. Since then, they got a lot more strict and were placing classic car testing on par with regular vehicles.

This time around I was more and less confident. Not really because I swapped in a high(er) performance 400 SBC :cool: but because of the T5 transmission I swapped in. That required making the cross-member removable. Although I did a clean job, messing with the frame is a big no-no here. If they caught me, I was toast !!!

It turns out they were very impressed with the underside of the car :p. They had an issue with my headlights (I wound up having to replace all of them o_O) and... with a paper sticker that was missing !

In the doorjamb they claim there should have been a sticker that has the VIN on it and the various Gross Vehicle Weights. I tried to explain that it's nuts to expect a paper sticker to survive on a 50-year-old car, especially as mine was clearly re-sprayed at one point. Nothing doing - they failed me and I had two weeks to "do something about it".

I went home and researched the sticker and indeed as of 1977, these were placed on the car:
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So, I contacted GM and asked them for a certificate with these numbers. For $250 :mad: GM sent me a letter certifying that information for my VIN.

I went back to the tech inspections and they said the certificate "although valid, is not enough". They needed the sticker as well. Where do I get one of those ? I am VERY sure GM doesn't produce certified stickers. "Not their problem." I even asked them if I could glue the official document in the storage area behind the seats. Prrrrt - no. They wanted an original sticker.:confused:

So what do I do ?

Eckler's makes reproduction stickers for $50, excluding VAT and shipping... but presumably for cars from 1977 on. And they require a copy of the car's title :rolleyes:. But who's to say the inspectors would accept that ? That's not worth the expense to gamble on it.

Soooo, I spent a few hours on photoshop and made my own sticker :rolleyes:. I aged it with a few passes of matt varnish and laminated it on there.

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I returned to the tech inspection with fingers crossed and showed them the sticker.

Sure enough, I got a comment: "that looks like something you could print yourself". What could I say other than, "yes, it sure does, doesn't it?"

And like that, I passed tech - valid for 4 years :rolleyes:.

Aggravation I did not need and certainly a very unwelcome expense of time and money... and for what ?
 
Welcome back,
glad to see you post again.


deep down you know the answer
the process is there to validate some government mandate and in the process makes a government bureaucracy,
more firmly entrenched and ensures future financing of that government employee's position and pay check.
yes it may improve average vehicle safety standards, so theres some justification,
but the insistence on the sticker in place is just government bureaucratic stubbornness
that meer non-government members of society conform to the rules however absurd ,not logic
 
Thanks :)

Belgium really enjoys bureaucratic :mad:

In order to keep my gun license I have to go shooting 12 times per year. Well with the lockdown that’s not possible. I have no doubt the belgian bureaucracy will once again make things miserable.
 
yeah, in florida we have to renew our concealed carry licence every 5 or so years
but due to the pandemic the offices that used to allow walk-in renewal are all closed,
thus your forced to mail in the filled out forms, what used to take 1 hour now takes about 2-3 months
in turn around time,,,a total P.I.T.A.
 
Thanks :)

Belgium really enjoys bureaucratic :mad:

In order to keep my gun license I have to go shooting 12 times per year. Well with the lockdown that’s not possible. I have no doubt the belgian bureaucracy will once again make things miserable.
Um, kill 2 birds with 1 stone......... shoot the bureaucrats. ;)
 
"Um, kill 2 birds with 1 stone......... shoot the bureaucrats"

with the way most people I talk too view the political class,
,I don,t doubt that (at least subconsciously)
more and more people are slowly coming around to that way of thinking
 
No one should be in Politics 20-30-40 years--deranged when they went into it and will be more deranged after they die.

New blood in Politics is not always a good thing either as younger people have no morals or standards to live up to as they believe what they are taught in schools and not at home.

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what used to take 1 hour now takes about 2-3 months
in turn around time,,,a total P.I.T.A.

and this is what I mean by those little things in 2020 wearing you down.

I must admit there was a certain satisfaction squeaking by on the forged sticker. I’m quite sure they realized that it was forged but knew they couldn’t prove it :cool:
 
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and this is what I mean by those little things in 2020 wearing you down.

I must admit there was a certain satisfaction squeaking by on the forged sticker. I’m quite sure they realized that it was forged but knew they couldn’t prove it :cool:

We as humans have always tried to figure an easy way to do things--legal or not--it got done.
 
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