this could be very interesting

Nasty Nancy has a bill HR 7910 that got a whole lot of commie gun grabbing BS in it everyone call their reps in the senate because this is a big one and its all hidden in this bill the capitol switchboard is 202 224 3121 and give your zip code to talk to your congressman because if we don't defeat this commie bill we are on our way to being disarmed
 

Top Funny Pro Gun Slogans/Sayings​


  • Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you want to destroy something.
  • Gun control means using both hands.
  • Why do you carry a .45? Because they don't make a .46
  • If guns cause crime then all of mine are defective.
  • I carry a small gun to compensate for my huge pecker.
  • If you're not willing to defend your life while you're still alive, don't come crying on my shoulder when you end up dead.
  • Don't run from a sniper, you'll just die tired.
  • Happiness is a warm gun!
  • A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
  • I carry a 1911 because i cant fit a cop in my pocket.
  • Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.
  • You'll have a blast trying to rob me!
  • Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle. (bumper sticker)
  • I miss my ex but my aim is improving.
  • Keep honking im reloading (bumper sticker)
  • Why press 911...when you could squeeze 9mm.
  • No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
  • When the reporter asked the sniper " what do you feel after shooting someone?" the sniper replied " recoil ".
  • Guns defend people against people with smaller guns. Y'all call me a paranoid gun-nut now, but we all know who you're going to be running to for help when the zombies show up.
  • When in Doubt, Empty the Magazine
  • Happiness Is a Belt-Fed Weapon
  • An armed man is a Citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
  • Glock: The original point and click interface.
  • Gun Control is not about guns; it's about control.
  • Those who trade Liberty for security have neither.
  • What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
  • The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
  • If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
  • Keep guns out of the hands of criminals, buy them for yourself.
  • This house guarded by Smith and Wesson (suggested by bh196181)
  • Q: Why do you carry a gun-- what are you so afraid of? A: Nothing. (suggested by gregabellum)
  • Better to have one and not need it, than to need one and not have it.(suggested by gregabellum)
  • Free body piercing courtesy of Stum Ruger (suggested by oldwestman)
  • I believe in GUN CONTROL. Six rounds in a three inch bulls eye at forty yards is damn good gun control. (suggested by Mr_ John)
  • A gun and a parachute are somewhat alike - if you need one and don't have one,youll never need one again. (suggested by halfwayhome)
  • SMILE, WAIT FOR FLASH (suggested by Powhatan10)
  • Want to take my gun, ...... sure let me unload it first. (suggested by Powhatan10)
  • I like the original wireless home protection much better. (TammyJoJones)
  • If you know how many guns you own-you don't have enough! (suggested by halfwayhome)
  • Who has the best reaction time, you and your 1911 or the 911 operator. (suggested by TomWilliams2)
  • Intruders found here at night will be found here in the morning.(suggested by Usadisvet)
  • I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.(suggested by Usadisvet)
  • Never forget, as constitutional freedoms go, the 2nd protects the first.(suggested by Usadisvet)
  • I spread diplomacy 63gr at a time. (from my army days / suggested by Usadisvet)
 
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