I can relate to this

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Grumpy

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one of my friends purchased a new luxury car recently that came with two unique key fobs,
one feature is that as you open the door the cars sensors recognize the key fob owner;s previously used seat and mirror settings and these are returned too if a second different driver has caused them to be changed, in the mean time.
well he goes to run out too the local auto parts store to get parts for a 1967 corvette he owns and is restoring ,
but can,t locate his keys (they were in the 1967 corvettes ignition)
so he grabs his wifes keys off the counter and goes to get into the car....
to have him tell the story
"I DAMN NEAR CASTRATED MYSELF, AS THE SEAT,
RAPIDLY AND AUTOMATICALLY,
RETURNED TO HER PRESET
, PREFERRED LOCATION'S
<and STARTED CRUSHING ME AGAINST THE STEERING WHEEL,
as I GOT INTO THE CAR"

I had to laugh , as My wife will borrow our family car ,
and if I tried to even get into that car with the seat in the location she drives in ,
I'd probably loose something vital also
 
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Grumpy said:
"I DAMN NEAR CASTRATED MYSELF, AS THE SEAT,
RAPIDLY AND AUTOMATICALLY,
RETURNED TO HER PRESET
, PREFERRED LOCATION'S
and STARTED CRUSHING ME AGAINST THE STEERING WHEEL,
as I GOT INTO THE CAR"
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That was from the movie Christine. Was the radio playing that old song while this was happening?
 
I never saw or ever heard of that movie
 
Ill have to look that up, and get a copy.
 
I wanted to ask if he had heard of Netflix, but I already new the answer. I've been working on his computer skills since ....well when this happened. It's a true Grumpy story, but it's done by actors.

 
thanks I got a good laugh as we all have issues
 
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